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 |  Subject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread  Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:43 pm | |
| I wanted to put money into vegetable salad, but I thought it was a fruitless investment | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:32 pm | |
| What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread Sun May 10, 2015 10:35 pm | |
| I've been sneakily putting puns in the chatbox archives every now and again... until Hulk reminded me that this place actually exists. I'm probably going to be lurking in this thread whenever I'm on here - you have been warned.  So in case you haven't seen the puns I've put up so far: - Spoiler:
I want a job cleaning windows. It's something I can really see myself doing.
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
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I used to be a banker... but I lost interest.
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| | Subject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread Sun May 17, 2015 5:15 pm | |
| What do you call the security guards working for Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:34 pm | |
| Philately is the study of stamps. You should also know that philately will get you nowhere. (Philately, flattery? It's terrible, I know  ) | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:03 pm | |
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